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Nickleback Plagiarizes Themselves.

In my late-night music scroungin' I found this little bit about a man who put Nickleback's two singles "Someday" and "How You Remind Me" in the left and right channels of his stereo and played them simultaneously, and after altering a few specifications in the equalizer, that sort of thing. When played on top of one another, the two songs are virtually the same thing. You knew "Someday" sound exactly like their older song with a slightly different rhythm! BUT IT'S THE FUCKING SAME! LISTEN TO IT!

How to Succeed in the Music Business without Really Trying.

In other news, I found the entire set of the White Stripes' performance live at Glastonbury. And it's all mine! MINE!

Want a song or two?

Comment for the track listing. I must warn you, I've only listening to it on my computer speakers, and it's of good quality, but not great. It can be a little too fuzzy, but hey, if you've seen "Under Blackpool Lights," you know what I'm talkin' about baby.

- When I get my own early morning show at Ithaca, every set will begin with the clip of Bill Murray in "The Rutles" where he says "If you call say you want to hear ANYTHING BUT THE RUTLES, I'm gonna come lookin' for ya!"

- I never found Stephen Lynch funny -- I downright fucking hate him. All of his songs sound the same to me, until I heard a new track from his up-coming album. It's called "Craig Christ," and it wasn't bad.

But other than that, fuck Stephen Lynch and every bastard who LOOKS like Stephen Lynch.

- Anybody remember when I listened to ska music? First ska band I ever listened to was because of my cousin, and the music video to Reel Big Fish's "Sell Out."

I'm going to go look for that. . . Right. . . Now.

- Good night; I love you.

Homer: "Why do you need new bands? Everybody knows rock obtained perfection in 1974. It's a scientific fact!"

[By 1974, all Beatles albums have been released, John Lennon was still alive; Led Zeppelin had released every album up to "Houses of the Holy" and Pink Floyd has yet to be COMPLETELY full of themselves. More or less, this statement is true.]